get this from friend's fb status

Sunday, May 29, 2011 @ 5:04 PM | (0) comment/s

Funniest status today:
Mom: Where were you last night?
Son: Studying with my friends.
Mom: Don't lie.
Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club.
Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
Son: yeh...I saw dad